So, you’ve made it to mettaton. If you’ve played Undertale, you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s the glammed-up robot with the sassy attitude and flair for the dramatic. There’s no way you’re going to forget the first time he rolls up on the scene, right? Yeah, me neither.
Whether you’re trying to pacify him, destroy him, or just get through his flashy stages without triggering a full-on panic attack, this guide has got you covered. Spoiler: I’m not going to make it easy.
Anyway, let’s dive into the colorful, chaotic world of mettaton, shall we?
What’s the Deal with Mettaton?
Alright, let’s get the basics out of the way first. Mettaton isn’t just a robot. He’s the robot. Dr. Alphys made him as part of some crazy project, and what do you get when you mix a super ambitious scientist and an attention-seeking, narcissistic robot? You get mettaton, of course.
The dude’s a star. And I mean that literally. He’s got that camera-ready charm and a flair for dramatic entrances. Trust me, after you’ve seen him strut across the stage, you’ll never look at your toaster the same way again. (Not that I had a crush on a toaster or anything…cough).
Anyway, what makes him stand out—aside from his flashy designs and bigger-than-life personality—are the crazy mechanics in his battles. The man (err, robot?) loves to put on a show, and you’ll either be swept up in it or cursing his name by the end. But either way, you’re in for one heck of a ride.
Different Forms of Mettaton (Yep, He Has Multiple)
Mettaton is a man of many looks. Some of them might even shock you, but don’t worry, we’ll break down the most iconic versions, starting with his EX form.
Mettaton EX – The Star
Okay, I’m just gonna say it—Mettaton EX is extra. You know, that friend who overdoes it with their Instagram filters? That’s mettaton in a nutshell. His EX form is what you see most in the game—he’s got the spotlight, the dramatic flair, and the whole “I’m fabulous” vibe.
Here’s the kicker: Mettaton EX can be surprisingly tough if you don’t know what you’re doing. But if you go all in with a performance (and trust me, I learned the hard way), you’ll do fine.
- Pose: Just like my high school drama class days (except I was in the back row), you’ve gotta strike a pose. The higher your ratings, the better you look. Trust me, it’s all about the ratings. Mettaton is a showman, and you’re the star.
- Act: Boast. Pose. Flex. It’s basically a talent show where the audience loves you if you keep it fun.
When I first fought him, I spent way too much time trying to figure out how to dodge all his attacks. But seriously? Forget dodging. Just pose like you’re on the red carpet. The audience will eat it up. It’s like, “Who cares about dodging when you’re basically the Beyoncé of this fight?”
Beating Mettaton in the Neutral Route
Ah, the Neutral route. Not the worst. Not the best. Kind of like getting a B+ in a class you barely attended, but hey, it’s still passing, right?
Anyway, if you’re going through the Neutral route, Mettaton EX is the boss battle. You need to survive his flashy performance while trying not to lose your mind from all the chaos.
Strategy? Here’s What I Learned
- Boast: Boost your ratings by showing off your “amazing” abilities. I’ll admit, I spent about 10 minutes just boasting and watching his rating go up. I felt fabulous.
- Pose: This is where it gets tricky—don’t let your health get too low. Mettaton loves to pounce when you least expect it, and once that HP bar dips, he’ll just turn it up a notch with his flashy attacks.
It took me like, five tries to get the ratings high enough without screwing it up. A true test of patience and style. Fast forward past three failed attempts, and you’ll get it. Trust me, once you nail the whole “look fabulous while being a flawless dodger,” the rest of the fight is just a matter of waiting for the ratings to hit 10,000.
The Genocide Route – Mettaton NEO
Pause. Alright, so you’re in the mood for chaos. Genocide route, baby!
This is where Mettaton NEO comes into play. You know, the robot form that looks all intimidating, with wings and a sleek design. Looks are deceiving, though, because he’s a total pushover.
It’s like, I got all hyped up thinking I was in for a tough fight and then—boom—NEO gets taken down with a single hit. What a letdown. I mean, I expected at least a little challenge, right?
But honestly, it’s not even about the battle. It’s about the symbolism. Mettaton NEO is a reflection of the emptiness that comes with the Genocide route. You end this fight thinking you’ve conquered the game, but there’s nothing fulfilling about it. It’s a hollow victory.
Mettaton’s Hidden Mechanics (I Bet You Missed These)
Okay, this is where it gets juicy. There are some sneaky things going on with mettaton that you may not have noticed at first.
The Secret Sauce to Winning
- Ratings Drop If You Don’t Act: If you stay idle or don’t do anything, Mettaton will get bored and start making snarky comments. Which, let’s be real, is the last thing you want.
- Healing Items Matter: You can actually use “Glam Burgers” and similar items to increase your ratings. And yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but somehow, it works.
- Heart Mechanic: When you get his heart to show up (yes, I said “heart” like the weird, glowing thing), you can shoot it. Just… don’t miss. He loves the drama, but you don’t want to be the one who messed up.
Pro tip: When mettaton starts hitting you with bombs, don’t panic. Just act like you’re in a high-stakes game show. I did it, and somehow managed to survive. You’ll thank me later.
Multiple Endings—Mettaton’s Fate
So you’ve done the fight. You’ve won (or lost), and now what? Well, mettaton’s fate depends on what you do next. You’ve got options, my friend.
Pacifist vs. Genocide
- True Pacifist: Let’s just say, if you spare Mettaton and impress him enough, he’ll make it big. I like to think of him as the “celebrity” of the underground. He even goes up to the surface and becomes a star.
- Genocide: If you go all in and destroy everything (I’m talking to you, murder-happy folks), Mettaton ends up getting wiped out with no dramatic flair. It’s sad, really. All that personality for… nothing.
For me, I always shoot for the Pacifist ending. I just like seeing Mettaton strut around as a successful showbiz personality. Plus, there’s a satisfying sense of achievement in sparing him.
Fun Facts About Mettaton (You Didn’t Know)
I’m sure you’re familiar with Mettaton’s glam-filled antics, but did you know some wild things about him?
The Secret History
- Napstablook’s Cousin: Turns out, Mettaton and Napstablook are cousins. No, really. It’s hinted at through some fun dialogue and hidden items.
- Victorian Inspirations: Fun fact: Victorians believed talking to ferns prevented madness. I talk to my begonias just in case.
And there’s more! I promise you, diving into the lore around mettaton is just as fun as his bombastic performances. Keep your eyes peeled for hidden nuggets.
Wrapping Up the Mettaton Madness
Alright, so that’s the lowdown on Mettaton. The battles, the flair, the secret mechanics—it’s all there. By now, you should be ready to take him on like the star you are. Trust me, the more you understand his quirks and theatrical nature, the more you’ll enjoy every second of it.
But hey, if you end up failing a couple of times? No worries. We’ve all been there. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself every time I mess up a Glam Burger.
